Now listen up. I am all about an après ski hot tub position, in which it’s completely satisfactory to don a bikini in cold weather. But an ice bath??? In the winter??? Even Kendall Jenner’s bikini and Miu Miu snow boots couldn’t make it seem fun. I mean, I’m pretty sure she was joking in the caption of her latest Instagram, but just in case, a celebrity better head to the mountain and help melt her out. I’ve never seen somebody look so hot but so cold at the same time! If you don’t know what I’m talking about, you’re probably not spending enough time on Kendall Jenner’s Instagram. The favoritism model shared a post of her donning an aluminum foil-inspired puffer to shred the slope.
Remember that episode of KUWTK in which she declared, “I’m accurately built as an athlete. Every blood test I’ve ever done has said that I am like, over the normal limit of athleticness”? Apparently, she’s game to prove it. But I’m far less paying attention in her snowboarding adventures and more in her post-game activities. In a follow-up post, Jenner captions, “Wim Hof said ice baths,” referring to Wim Hof, a Dutch motivational speaker with a rep for withstanding freezing temperatures via special breathing techniques. The caption accompanied a photo of Jenner in the snow, in a bikini. I’m praying she was just making a joke and is heading to the hot tub after a day on the mountain. An ice bath?? In the winter??? No thank you.